57 ways how I grew my blog exponentially and you won’t believe what happens next

From September 2017 until May 2018 the number of views per month increased exponentially. I posted every day: essays, poems, reviews, aphorisms, jokes, short stories, meditations. Yes, I am living the dream. I really do writing every single sentence.

But this month my stats look like I’m not going to surpass last month. I am even short of two thousand visitors! This is simply unacceptable.

So I am going to do something about it. I am a winner and you can be one, too. All you have to do is stop saying that you are not able, or not worthy of winning.

We all are worthy of winning! We are all winners! Do you think that a wonderful message? Are you ready to be a winner? So why don’t you share it with your friends? Just click here, here, here, here and here!!!

First of all, you need to make your content saucy SEO, not so-so, as a wonderful and famous friend of mine likes to put it. Take this article for example. It is optimized for the word exponentially so it should appear a few times, not exponentially often, but just often enough.

Also, you need to give your audience some concrete piece of practical advice that they can use in their own lives. You mention what kind of advice the reader can expect right in the opening paragraph, because most readers just ‘scan’ instead of peruse your text. Did you know that we only actively use 10% of our brain? Well, that has been debunked exponentially, but never mind.

Finally, make smart use of a cliffhanger. People are more likely to click on your article and actually read it if they “expect the unexpected”. Their lives are full of boredom, so as a writer it is your task to offer them something to release them temporarily out of their state of stupor.

I hope you enjoyed all these invaluable tips and share this article with every single one of your friends! Sharing is glaring!

57 ways how I grew my blog exponentially and you won’t believe what happens next was originally published on Meandering home

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Kamiel Choi

Dutch philosopher and poet, sometimes sharing thoughts on the internet.

3 thoughts on “57 ways how I grew my blog exponentially and you won’t believe what happens next”

  1. This is a BRILLIANT article.
    Also, I don’t know why but the tone you chose for it reminds me of the lyrics of a Garbage song. They read like this: “Would you confess if we asked that you nurture the urge to declare that it’s time to settle down with a man of your own, you want a baby, a family, a piece of security”. I hope I’m not insulting you with this quote…

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